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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

BS Summer '08 Game 3 Recap

well team we suffered our first loss, but we played hard...so hard we actually laid ourselves out on the field.  The game was not the best we played, but we played as a team.  We drank as a team, we hit like a team, we worried about our dumb ass shortstop like a team, and you all drank some more like a team! 
  
In the third inning of a game that was rapidly getting out of hand, iz3y dove to his right to try to make the spectacular play happen and pump his teammates up.  Oh yes, the game featured a ESPN quality stop, with a tragic finish as SS, Ismael Lopez dislocated his shoulder on a dive to his right, and is most likely out of the season.  Team owner and captain, Kathy Gennuso, had this to say,  "you don't replace an iz3y.  he is not replaceable.  I mean he was the heart and soul of the team, and ...wait...is John Kuehn available?  no?  Oh, well we will be ok, we will just have to play hard, drink hard, and persevere...are you sure about Kuehn?" 
  
The game did force people to play multiple positions and the team played pretty well after the inning.  Recalled from the minors for the game was Kelly McCann who was an outstanding kickball champion in third grade and had been a first round draft pick by the Bomb Squad, who was in the minors getting seasoning for the later this year.  She was rushed up in order to provide youth and speed off the bench.  Also signed was Jimmy 'Mij Mils' Banda, to a contract for the remainder of the year.  The veteran outfielder has bounced around from team to team, bringing a strong veteran presence off the bench.  Jimmy was a former outfielder for the Cubs of Michoacan, Mexico, before being deported back to the USA. 
  
Since I couldn't cover the whole game here are my awards as best as i can dole them out

BS Summer '08 Game 3 Awards

Player of the GAME: Luis 'theCONTINENTAL' Ugaz - i heard you made a great catch and showed extremem hustle out in the field.  Luis has steadily gained the confidence and swagger to wear a thong on the field and should be commended, and lauded, for this feat.  
  
Play of the GAME: Iz3y Lopez - not for the dive because that was just plain ass stupid, but for picking himself up and still trying to run the team sans an arm! 
  
Best Story award: Nicholas 'theSUIT' Cummings - very entertaining and informative player notes and stories yesterday.  Yes people he is a frustrated ESPN wannabe sports writer and future lawyer.  That is how we roll on this team...we are versatile! 
  
Best No show of the YEAR : Richard 'theKID' Wojcik - wow...what a game to miss.  
  
Coolest Glove award: Malisse 'lilMALA' Haarl - bringing a small glove to the game means she wants to be real close to the action...REAL CLOSE!  Bring that to the end of the year awards as we will be using it for an oven mitt.  Seriously though, a slightly bigger one would prolly be helpful, if u need help let us know and we can recommend one.

BS Summer '08 Game 3 Quotes

Quote of the Night: Eduardo 'elBORRACHO' Lopez - 'THAT'S IT, THERE GOES OUR SEASON!' my brother's supreme confidence in team is shown here!


'i need at least 12 beers or i am not pitching' - Johnner

'are you alright?' - Johnner
'I am fine' - iz3y!
'hey...are you alright?" - Jimmy
'Fuck no!' - iz3y!

'HEY DO YOU HAVE UR WALLET?" - entire team as i was being taken to hospital

'Hey jimmy, do you want to play?' - entire team as jimmy forgot to take the field