Player of the Game: Sarah 'BoomBoom' Schabowski - Tremendous play in RightField, when she speared a would be homerun and quieted an asshole umpire for 10 seconds. Also showed outstanding game and plate awareness by getting on base and breaking up the offensive drought that the BombSquad was mired in. Sarah was the first player in BS history to have to run through a forrest to get to a ball, but luckily no foliage or Sarah were hurt.
Play of the Game: Kathy 'Heels' Gennuso - Already up 28 runs the GEH team was still trying to up their pinball score, only to be temporarily thwarted by KG. The biggest DR. Seussian bastard stepped to the plate and hit a searing shot to Short which KG played on the short hop and got the out.
Catch of the Game: Chris 'HANDS' Hancock - Gloves? Who needs Gloves? Chris, and please know I am not making this up, made a fantastic catch for an out at first only using his forearms...YEAH...FOREARMS!!!
Swing Away Award: Richard 'theCLOWN PRINCE OF SOFTBALL' Wojcik - Upset someone was performing circus tricks in his house, theKID hit a blast to left that was caught. The hit was one handed and every bit as impressive, but he was not done. He still managed a hit later still using his only working arm, which if anyone knows was is not the one a righthanded batter generates power from. theKid went on later to juggle knives, softballs, and kerosene in an effort to restore order and if possible hit the ump with something.
Swing Away Award II: Johnner 'theColombian Dandy' Londono - Nice hit to start our rally and excellent 'game speed' to score on a shallow hit. Johnner manned left field for the first time and got a great work out tracking down balls hit to Bucktown. Johnner has talked to his agent and now wants starting leftfielder money.
I am so Happy Award: Eduardo 'speedy' Lopez - Ed hit yet another slap single to an infielder which he turned into a double by running to second when the ball trickled two feet from the FirstBasemen. Ed continues to show off the speed that made the BS crew draft him out of the Russian kickball league he was starring in, after his turn as a Pakistani Cricket player did not work out.
"I have a GUN, and I am not afraid to use it" Award: Ben 'Small country' Ricter - Almost, if not did, break Chris Hancock's thumb on a play to third. It was so scary the GEH crew decided not to crack any more jokes just in case he decided to turn it on them. The Ump was not so aware, but there is always next game.
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