BS FALL '08 Game 5 Quotes

"Don't worry Johnner, he'll call back!" - Alex as Johnner is attempting to bat.

"Hurry up and get your fat ass around base!" - Nick as Johnner is almost lapped by James in the top of the 4th

"Hey man don't worry--I got gang [ed's note: read "game"] speed." - Johnner as he scored one step before James crossed the plate

"Syllabus--A E I O U that's a syllabus" - Johnner explaining to all the rest of us, who are college educated, what a syllabus is.

"No seriously its a paper you right when you have to write a paper" - Johnner revising his definition after a few beers

"Spell syllabus" - theKID asking Johnner how to spell something he had no clue about

"S-I-L-L-A-B-O-U-S" - yeah you already know

"Oh you mean that syllabus! I was talkin about something else!" - Johnner after Nick showed him the Wikipedia definition of syllabus on his iPhone