Here we go...step right up to the Bomb SQUAD bandwagon...seats are filling up fast! Yes, ladies and gentleman the Bomb Squad is a huge hit with the fans and with other teams. Despite being in the midst of a 3 game losing streak the Bomd Squad continues to be a major box office draw and league favorite. Attendance was an all time high as the Bomb Squad fell to the WS crew 16-6. The BS crew did keep it close for most of the game drawing the game to a 1 run deficit, but again the offense stalled as WS went on a late inning tear. HIghlighted by a massive 400 foot homer and a couple of line drive opposite field shots Wyld wrested control and never gave it back. Shockingly though, the Bomb Squad was undaunted and so were their fans as they drew the largest crowd of the season before, during, and after the game.
"It is really nice to see people come out and support me in my time of need and absence....oh wait, they are here for the team. But Johnner sux...come on..serious? Wow...ok..well whatever...ungrateful bastards!" - Random bum off the street.
TheKID did provide some muscle slugging an opposite field shot and a pulling one into leftfield. He has stepped up his game in memory of the loss of his clown Sensei, Master BO BO SHUCKY PANTS, a world renowned juggler, ballon animal maker, and deadliest balloon swordsmen in the world. When approached after the game, his representative Richard, had this to offer. "At this time, my other personalities would appreciate it if the public would respect our privacy, and our need to heal. It has been very difficult, but there is no truth to the rumor that we went on some Malibu fueled rage streak down LaGrange Ave. Thank You."
Outside of that it was a great outing and since people (AA) think my recaps are too long, let me make some quick notes.
- Luis played an outstanding game at first, and then later somewhere near Lake and Damen...unfortunately we play on Ashland and Randolph...look that up on a map to see how deep and over he was playing.
- We lost Steve to an injury, something Doctors are calling, a freak 'u should stretch before games' pull of the calf muscle.
- Alyson Andrews came to a game. She was the Bomb Squad's starting pitcher until a freak 'lame ass excuse' injury prevented her from playing. Her support did help the team excel early in the game!
- Malisse Haarl left before the game. Coincidentally, SUPER CHICK showed up at an accident site three blocks from the field (coincidence?) and saved cat from the third rail of the Green Line. The cat was later sent to the Animal Cruelty Society which received a huge donation of $20 dollars from SUA earlier in the day.
- I yelled for about 97% of the plays the first 4 innings...and toned it down to 22%...that means u guys are learning the game. It was awesome to see people moving into proper positioning without help from the bench.