BS FALL '08 Game 6 Quotes

"GOOD GOD ED PAY ATTENTION!" - iz3y as Ed stands on First while everyone, including people driving by yell for him to take 2nd and possibly third.
"CALM DOWN, U JUST BROUGHT DOWN THE WHOLE TEAM!" - KG, pulling rank ala Jerry Jones (sources indicate the manager was reprimanded, specifics are not available)

"I need to drink" - Johnner, pregame
"YEAH he HAS TO DRINK!" - KG , concurring

"HOW DOES SOMEONE SCORE FROM SECOND ON A BALL HIT TO THE SHORTSTOP!" - theKID!

"you guys are so young, i feel old!" - Sarah to kelly and Ed both 24
"your not old!" - Kelly (she just turned 24)
"Yeah ur not old, they just dont know shit!" -iz3y! to kelly and ED

"This beer tastes like ass. I think when u go from Modelo to Miller it is not good...Chips clear the palate though." - Sarah, and resident Beer and Wine expert

"$5 dollar pitchers...bring us three!" - Table full of borderline alcoholics! They all wore grey Bomb Squad Shirts

"so I guy i know in Florida got a transvestite prostitute.." -Tracii

"A DJ we knew was banging a tranny, and i so called it!" -Tracii

"I got bit by an alligator" -Tracii

"All of this happened in disney world...where dreams come true?" - iz3y!

"Wait, if a tranny has a ...you know...what do they call it if they don't have a ...you know" - KG
"POST-OP TRANNY" - iz3y/ED - Lopez brothers...excelling in useless knowledge since 1977

"you know chocolate comes from Denmark!" - Johnner giving Kelly a Caramel Apple for her birthday. Caramel not chocolate

"They are not that good a team, we could have played better...they were not that good!" -iz3y!
"take off the beer goggles!" - Anonymous

"Would u guys like a free Modelo?" - Modelo Rep
"Uh...yeah!" - Table of alcoholics wearing grey BS shirts.

BS FALL '08 Game 5 Quotes

"Don't worry Johnner, he'll call back!" - Alex as Johnner is attempting to bat.

"Hurry up and get your fat ass around base!" - Nick as Johnner is almost lapped by James in the top of the 4th

"Hey man don't worry--I got gang [ed's note: read "game"] speed." - Johnner as he scored one step before James crossed the plate

"Syllabus--A E I O U that's a syllabus" - Johnner explaining to all the rest of us, who are college educated, what a syllabus is.

"No seriously its a paper you right when you have to write a paper" - Johnner revising his definition after a few beers

"Spell syllabus" - theKID asking Johnner how to spell something he had no clue about

"S-I-L-L-A-B-O-U-S" - yeah you already know

"Oh you mean that syllabus! I was talkin about something else!" - Johnner after Nick showed him the Wikipedia definition of syllabus on his iPhone

BS FALL '08 Game 4 Quotes

"My brother is the manager and i have to listen to him" - ED as he completely ignores me telling him to run to third!

"Oh my god we finally scored a run!" - 12 inchers

[Facial expression] - KG, worth a thousand words...mostly...oh dear god they have never scored a run! YES! WE are going to win

"I thought i had it then I didnt" - Shadez after missing a fly ball he lost in the night.

"Nice hair" - theKID

"Stop talking to me!" - Kelly as she strikes out

"You know we have three free pitchers at the bar!" - Nick

"You know i think i am going to hit this time" - Tracii, just before crushing the ball and after taking two walks

BS FALL '08 Game 1 & 2 Quotes

“SHUT THE F*CK UP ALREADY” – iz3y…coach asserting his will

“I like duct tape” – Opposing pitcher…still doesn’t mean we should cheer when she almost gets decapitated…cheer the LUBBERS!

“*$#$%#$%$# %$#%@#$% #$%@$$$$ @@#$#@!%$#” James ‘Ricochet’ Schwertfegger …after dropping a fly ball

“@#$$#@% ####%^^$#% ADSAS@#%$#@%$#@%” Ricky ‘theKID’ …after dropping his fly ball

“that’s it, next week we are doing $2 shots!” – KG

“Brett Favre is a drama queen!” – Sarah ‘Sasha’ Schabowski

BS Summer '08 Game 6 Quotes

'I didn't park, Ben did, like he always does' - ED, now someone ask him for a ride...i dare u!

'Who's this taking my spot...Who are you!' - Johnner to Karen our pitcher with a very high ERA now

BS Summer '08 Game 5 Quotes

"I have to leave...my friend is in a ....bind." - Malisse 'lil mala' Haarl

"Luis...what are u doing in rightfield?" - iz3y...luis plays firstbase

"Hey johnner throw Ted 'Theodore' Logan a strike" - iz3y
(four hundred foot blast later)
"Yeah keep talking shit to him" - Lame ass Wyld Stalyon
"Relax, it is not like I didn't know he wasn't going hit it...i even asked for a strike...so calm down." - iz3y

"WHY IS STEVE STILL HITTING? HE IS HURT!" - Sarah

"Hey bro, I can't run, but I can hit. " - Steve 'andy from office'
"We can get u a runner" - iz3y
"Oh yeah?" - Steve 'andy from office'
"yeah, just get to first" - iz3y
"uhhh...yeah i guess i can do that..."- Steve 'andy from office'
"good..go do that!" - iz3y!
(he didn't)

'I am ready to dominate bags' - Alex 'theProfessor' Mendoza (ten minutes later he was whitewashed 11-0)

"17-3, I am killing ur ass" - Johnner
(10 minutes later)
"Game bitches, 21-19" - iz3y!

"that's bitchmade!" KG to iz3y for not wanting to throw his bag on the board and knock in theKID's bag.

thanks for reading..

another quick note...no more beer in the park. They are sending in swat teams to crack down so we will figure something else out, but we will do something. This time, we need to know who will be coming because we are only buying for people who confirm they are in. We almost had to hire muscle to collect last time and that is not cool. Also, for those of you who need rides, lets figure out something that makes sense. We had people going way out of their way, and i am sure we can hook it up better. We all want to have fun, and so far we have been doing an outstanding job, so let's just get better with rides

BS Summer '08 Game 4 Quotes

"DOUBLE OR NOTHING...IF U WIN U GET TWO LUNCHES, and IF WE WIN WE GET ONE!!!" - Johnner after losing his bet to the YOUNG GUNZ (theKid/ED)

"Where is ben?" - iz3y
"oh he left..he said he had to leave" - johnner
(team walks away)
"WHOOOAAAaaaa hey guys, wait up" - ben
"Hey ben, were u just playing ball?" - iz3y
"yeah...why?" - ben

"hey u should play softball with us" - ben
"i would love to" - cute waitress
"let me get ur number..." - ben
"SURE" - cute waitress
"no wait, give it to him, his brother runs the team" - ben
"oooookaaayyyyy" - puzzled cute waitress
"wait..do you have a boyfriend?" - light bulb finally coming on BEN
"no" - cute waitress
"then i should get ur number" - BEN

"Dude the cop is right there..." - Stephen as we try to sneak beer into the park for pre-game warmup. Quick side note...a guy came brazenly running with a case of 24 shortly thereafter.

BS Summer '08 Game 3 Quotes

Quote of the Night: Eduardo 'elBORRACHO' Lopez - 'THAT'S IT, THERE GOES OUR SEASON!' my brother's supreme confidence in team is shown here!


'i need at least 12 beers or i am not pitching' - Johnner

'are you alright?' - Johnner
'I am fine' - iz3y!
'hey...are you alright?" - Jimmy
'Fuck no!' - iz3y!

'HEY DO YOU HAVE UR WALLET?" - entire team as i was being taken to hospital

'Hey jimmy, do you want to play?' - entire team as jimmy forgot to take the field

BS Summer '08 Game 2 Quotes

"so we have a enough players and we can play u guys if u want, I don't think we should both forfeit" - other team despite only having guys and two butch looking girls who were suspect!

"no, WE CAN START THE GAME WITH 8!" -theKID as he produced the rules from his Survivor Buff...a quick glance revealed he other supplies under there!

"ED COVER THIRD...ED COVER THIRD" -iz3y!...ed still forgot to cover third! hahaha...still made a great play

"ITS NOT THE BAT IT'S MY HAND...LOOK AT IT..IT IS HUGE....DAMN IT!" -theKID, anger after making an out after driving a ball 250 feet using pink bat that was caught. surprisingly no ice was under his buff...but he did have a bowie knife. Other items to be revealed...see below.

"we didn't come here to play tiddlywinks" -iz3y!, terrible phrase i picked up in vegas. I will mail back soon.

"I need like a cooler of beers to be ready to pitch" - Johnner, after 4 hours of warming up at Union Park (official bar of the Bomb Squad)

BS Summer '08 Game 1 Quotes

"I am not doing this shot for me, I am doing it for the team!" Malisse 'lil MALA' Haarl

"I am serious....score!" -iz3y!

"Wait...really...oh shit" - Alex

"where u guys at?" - iz3y!

"getting the check we will be right there" -johnner

30min later.....

"where u at?" -iz3y!

"Getting the check!" -johnner

"I should have just stood at third for the cycle!" - theKID!