BS FALL '08 Game 6 Quotes

"GOOD GOD ED PAY ATTENTION!" - iz3y as Ed stands on First while everyone, including people driving by yell for him to take 2nd and possibly third.
"CALM DOWN, U JUST BROUGHT DOWN THE WHOLE TEAM!" - KG, pulling rank ala Jerry Jones (sources indicate the manager was reprimanded, specifics are not available)

"I need to drink" - Johnner, pregame
"YEAH he HAS TO DRINK!" - KG , concurring

"HOW DOES SOMEONE SCORE FROM SECOND ON A BALL HIT TO THE SHORTSTOP!" - theKID!

"you guys are so young, i feel old!" - Sarah to kelly and Ed both 24
"your not old!" - Kelly (she just turned 24)
"Yeah ur not old, they just dont know shit!" -iz3y! to kelly and ED

"This beer tastes like ass. I think when u go from Modelo to Miller it is not good...Chips clear the palate though." - Sarah, and resident Beer and Wine expert

"$5 dollar pitchers...bring us three!" - Table full of borderline alcoholics! They all wore grey Bomb Squad Shirts

"so I guy i know in Florida got a transvestite prostitute.." -Tracii

"A DJ we knew was banging a tranny, and i so called it!" -Tracii

"I got bit by an alligator" -Tracii

"All of this happened in disney world...where dreams come true?" - iz3y!

"Wait, if a tranny has a ...you know...what do they call it if they don't have a ...you know" - KG
"POST-OP TRANNY" - iz3y/ED - Lopez brothers...excelling in useless knowledge since 1977

"you know chocolate comes from Denmark!" - Johnner giving Kelly a Caramel Apple for her birthday. Caramel not chocolate

"They are not that good a team, we could have played better...they were not that good!" -iz3y!
"take off the beer goggles!" - Anonymous

"Would u guys like a free Modelo?" - Modelo Rep
"Uh...yeah!" - Table of alcoholics wearing grey BS shirts.